Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Cheap Maltesers Save You From Bear Attacks
Look, I know you are trying to get fit after Christmas but, let's face it, it's just too darn cold out there to go jogging. So postpone your New Year's resolution until spring.
Lashings of Cold Wind
Now, do like the animals do and build up your body mass to withstand the cruel weather we get at this time of year.
Help is at Hand
Maltesers contain chocolate and chocolate contains certain substances that make you feel good. That's just what the doctor ordered. Why suffer from SAD (Seasonal Affected Disorder)? Just gobble your choccy and feel good instead.
Run Faster Than a Hungry Bear
Maltesers centres are less fattening too (you don't want to overdo it). They are made with light, honeycomb candy that will give you just enough energy to outrun a hungry bear.
By the way, if you go out with a partner remember that you don't have to run faster than the bear ... just faster than your partner.
But Wait! Don't Order Yet!
We are going to double your order. Yes, as they say on TV, for a limited time only, get two boxes of Maltesers for the price of one. Outstanding!