They Fell Off the Back of a Lorry
Look, don't spread this around, but a few cases of McVities Rich Tea biscuits fell off the back of a lorry on the motorway in England last week. Before you could say "blind ol' Reilly, what a spot of luck" they were scooped up and on their way to Canada.
Mum's the Word
Now they are on sale at Blighty's for a very tempting price. In fact you will save enough on each pack of Rich Tea to buy yourself a small chocolate bar. Blow me down; you get a big pack of very dunkable biccies and a luvverly bar of chocolate for the same price you would normally pay for Britain's most dunkable biscuit. That will help you deal with the February blahs. And if you want to keep the chocolate bar a secret - just for yourself - I won't tell a soul. Mum's the word.
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