Relax, Easter is still over a week away. Plenty of time to buy your Easter Eggs - NOT!!!
Sailing O'er the Briny
Ok, some folk still haven't read the friendly warnings. All our imported Great British Easter Eggs are shipped over by special order - once and once only.
We can't just pop down to the cash'n'carry to pick up some more when we run low. The cupboard is bare at the cash'n'carry; the ships have sailed back to old England and they aren't coming back until well after Easter is a sugary memory and we have all donned jogging shoes to shed a few choccy pounds.
Ok, some folk still haven't read the friendly warnings. All our imported Great British Easter Eggs are shipped over by special order - once and once only.
We can't just pop down to the cash'n'carry to pick up some more when we run low. The cupboard is bare at the cash'n'carry; the ships have sailed back to old England and they aren't coming back until well after Easter is a sugary memory and we have all donned jogging shoes to shed a few choccy pounds.
Panic!!
Some choices are running out already and the last-minute panic shoppers are still at home watching telly. Oh boy, are they in for a rude awakening. Incredulous looks of amazement and bitter disappointment: "how come you have no Easter Eggs left; my kids are going to be so disappointed". We hear it every year. Don't be one of them; if you don't have your eggs yet it's not too late today - tomorrow may be a different story; next week? Fuhgeddaboutit.
Some choices are running out already and the last-minute panic shoppers are still at home watching telly. Oh boy, are they in for a rude awakening. Incredulous looks of amazement and bitter disappointment: "how come you have no Easter Eggs left; my kids are going to be so disappointed". We hear it every year. Don't be one of them; if you don't have your eggs yet it's not too late today - tomorrow may be a different story; next week? Fuhgeddaboutit.
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